~Memoirs of a wander-lusting dame~
Amber Rose. Nineteen. Friendly. Timidly outgoing. Forgot to grow up. Allergic to everything. Speaks too properly. Afflicted with a severe case of wanderlust. Loves culture, music, language, history, elves, skateboarding, poetry, traveling, video games, fantasy, literature, summer nights, the sea, Ancient Egypt and Rome, cosplay, sweet food, forests, Neverland, the color red, mythology, Arthurian legends, daydreaming, Disney movies, pygmy goats, philosophy, dancing, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy VII and Notre-Dame de Paris. Copious amounts of the aforementioned are likely to be on my blog, along with a good deal of random silliness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: suedujour)
yellowninka replied to your post: My grandmother just texted me out of the blue…
So Amber how’s your sex life?
My grandmother just texted me out of the blue asking “Any boyfriends yet?”
I just…I can’t…what?
Grandma, what are you doing. I haven’t spoken to you since Christmas, why are you suddenly asking me about my love life via text.
….DID MY MOTHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
A car just raced past my room, and as it zoomed past, some guy inside it yelled “GET A JOB!” at the top of his lungs right outside my window. It is currently 2 a.m.
Somehow, I feel like this was personally directed at me.
HELL YES, I’LL BE WAITING WITH MY VAST ARSENAL OF SHANKS.
WE’VE GOT THIS.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Yeah, I actually read through them all and wasn’t very impressed. xD But Florida is like OMG THE ZOMBIE STATE to everyone on the internet right now, so we should just have fun with it and be ready if the hordes start coming at us like bros. We need to assemble a team. ;D
An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Where’s our fleet?
Why didn’t tumblr tell me I had a message D<
YEAH I KNOW omfg, I ended up trying to hide out on a ledge once, until I realized that ONE OF THOSE CREEPY MOFOS COULD FLY. NOPE.
Good luck with the Skyloft one! I still have three more to go through… </3
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.
I love how everyone’s freaking out about this, haha. Also because a bunch of people I follow are fellow Floridians. xD
I’m glad I’m not alone! :D And uggggh, so I’ve heard! ;_; Apparently the Skyloft one is the worst or something? The first time I was getting chased by the guardian things, I turned around for a split second to see like THREE of them all RIGHT BEHIND ME and I actually squealed. I have never squealed because of a Zelda game before.
Not one of my prouder moments….
