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ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

ubiquitousbri:

unamusedsloth:

"Be yourself" they said. You’ll get laid they said.

IM CRYING

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

q-bert:

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(Source: heckboy)

obsessiforge:

OH NO

(Source: barkingsparrows)

I just had a dream that basically boiled down to Petyr Baelish simultaneously creeping on Sansa Stark and trying to kill her so he could have full access to Winterfell and then her outsmarting him by going to Hoster Tully (who was still magically alive) and being like “yo Littlefinger’s bein’ a feggit plz arrest him” and then Littlefinger got arrested and god it was just so gratifying

Anonymous sent: dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Ahhhhh yes, the crusty middle-aged racist white republican relative finally appears on the facebooks. I’ve been waiting for this all day. Bring it on, old man. Bring it on.  

Ahhhhh yes, the crusty middle-aged racist white republican relative finally appears on the facebooks. I’ve been waiting for this all day. Bring it on, old man. Bring it on.  

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

human-chernobyl:

NOT EVEN THE BEES WILL SAVE YOU

human-chernobyl:

NOT EVEN THE BEES WILL SAVE YOU

blastortoise:

okay but when you have holocaust survivors and people who were activists during the civil rights movement supporting mike brown and then KKK members and neo nazi’s supporting the officer you should be able to figure out which side is the right one.

me writing smut
Me: Cock...................
Me: ... er spaniel. sweet jesus I can't do this
teacupstarling:

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NOTES ON THIS POST

teacupstarling:

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE NOTES ON THIS POST

(Source: courgegirl-messed-up)

officialbutts:

adolf-clitlor:

drakeamez:

awesomenerdyfangirl:

anonymous-dudette:

I’m glad that Ferguson is getting attention, seriously I am, but I haven’t seen ONE post about what is happening over seas. Not even one post about the pictures above. Children are being beheaded and dragged into the streets where they are then shot because their families are Christian. Women are being raped and murdered. Men are being murdered. PEOPLE are dying. It’s a Christian Holocaust. And I haven’t seen anything on Tumblr.

Why aren’t any of you furious about this?! Where’s the “social justice?” ISIS is murdering people who don’t convert to Islam (yes, I know they’re extremists and not all Muslims are like that. Save yourself the rant) but I really want to know why this hasn’t been given the attention it deserves.

Seriously, guys. This is really scary, and we need to raise attention for these people. They so desperately need our prayers and support.

This happening to christian KURDS and yezidis

There has also been over 100 girls under the age of 15 that have been raped by ISIS soldiers and have been forced into committing suicide. The Kurdish Christians and Yezedis that are on the run are begging for a quick death. The ISIS leader has threatened to ‘drown our enemies in their own blood’ which includes non-muslim Kurds, Americans and other countries that have offered to help stop this genocide. What the Kurds are going through is completely tragic, and they’ve already been through so much. So many Kurdish peshmerga have been slaughtered, this is going to turn out to be a total massacre….

Sources: (x) (x)

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck