Amber Rose. Twenty. Friendly. Timidly outgoing. Allergic to everything. Speaks too properly. Afflicted with a severe case of wanderlust. Loves culture, music, learning, language, history, elves, skateboarding, poetry, traveling, video games, fantasy, literature, summer nights, the sea, Ancient Egypt and Rome, cosplay, sweet food, forests, Neverland, the color red, mythology, terracotta, Arthurian legends, daydreaming, lengthy anecdotes, pygmy goats, philosophy, dancing, Lord of the Rings, and Notre-Dame de Paris. Copious amounts of the aforementioned are likely to be on my blog, along with a good deal of random silliness.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”
My favorite part in this episode
‘draw me like your french girls’
I drew a thing! it’s based from the recent TTG episode ‘Laundry Day’
I’m going to regret this, but for now, I leave this here…
So I decided to start watching Teen Titans Go and it was basically the best decision I’ve ever made
arrogantelitistsnob said: GET WELL SOON!
lunar—flower said: AGH PLEASE GET BETTER SOON
zoitakis said: Hope you’re okay Amber. I’m actually experiencing something weirdly similar to what you describe and no one has any idea whats wrong!
sivel83 said: Hope it is nothing too serious : \
stufflikehearts said: You okay?
Augh thank you all so much for your concern and well wishes! <3 I’ll have a better idea of what’s wrong with me come Monday and I have medicine to get me through the weekend. And James, I hope you figure out what’s going on with you too!
Hey so I went to the hospital last night.
Was it….YOU PYLORUS????
Seriously everyone give Amber all of your love and attention and presents because she is not feeling well.
THE FUCKING PYLORUS
But thank you bb you are too kind to me ;A;
GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING
(Source: jhermann)
Hey so I went to the hospital last night.
Welp time for an unexpected trip to the hospital
dangerousinstincts said: LOL did you call david shrek!?
Yes… yes I did. /shame
blackegret said: You REALLY don’t need the bow for that dungeon do you? …..how did you do it?
You don’t need the bow until after you beat Dark Link. At that point I just cast Farore’s Wind, warped to the Forest Temple, got the bow, and then went back to the Water Temple, lol. I really want to see if the burning Kakariko scene will trigger if you only beat the Water Temple.
I just beat the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time before any of the other temples because I don’t play by the rules. Now I’m running around the Forest Temple with a longshot. I feel like such a glorious asshole.
Let me put it this way, my friend with a Scottish accent sent me a message on facebook last night and I was so drunk I started calling him Shrek until he got offended and then I typed the lyrics of All Star at him until I started crying
Also I woke up next to an empty tub of velveeta cheese and I have no idea where it came from
true friendship does not care if you are bald
also btw drunk Amber is back
This is my public service announcement: if you talked to me last night, I am sorry. So. Fucking. Sorry.
- # drunk Amber
- # don't worry I can't use that tag again any time soon because I almost completely finished off the vodka
- # drunk me was uncharacteristically motivational and affectionate for the most part
- # although also accidentally offensive too or so it would seem
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