Amber. Twenty one. Friendly. Timidly outgoing. Nocturnal. Allergic to everything. Speaks too properly. Afflicted with a severe case of wanderlust. A copious amount of silliness is likely to be found on my blog.
instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.
Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit like ordering Santa-themed lingerie
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on sansa stark
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Criminal mastermind in the making.
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.
I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages.
There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.
Luminescent glowworms illuminate the caves in New Zealand
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, 1904.
#the greatest caption in the history of the world
I see the clipping in the first one but what’s the second one
i actually dont see the clipping in the first one?? but the second one elsa’s braid phases right through her arm when she brings it forward. not over her shoulder. literally through her arm
the thumb clips through the shirt in the first one
me at forever 21
- “wow this would be great if it wasn’t covered in crosses and studs”
- “was the galaxy print necessary”
- “why is this so cheap”
- “why is this so expensive”
- “why is everything so ugly”
- “why are 90% of my clothes from here”
- “i hate everything here”
- “im gonna buy everything”
|yellowninka: I got a great idea/plot to write about and wow I cant sleep lots of screaming and fdurious typing|
TELL ME MORE I AM INTERESTED AND STILL AWAKE, I AM RUNNING ON 100% EGGNOG I AM PUMPED LET’S HEAR THIS PLOT OF YOURS
|yellowninka: YES WE SHOULD DEF PARTY AGAIN THIS YEAR. I STILL HAVE THE DICK CAKE PANS.|
THIS IS A THING. THIS IS HAPPENING.